A Crazy Beesh Moment
Crazy B*tch: “A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job then calls you the next day wanting to reconcile.”
Some sure signs that you may be involved with a crazy beesh:
She goes off on you for dumb reasons like leaving the door to the laundry room slightly ajar
Her family members always suggest you take her to “bible study” which is just a code word for therapy
Your friends outright tell you she’s a crazy beesh
Her ex tells you she's a crazy beesh
Her family members are scared of her
After an argument you wake up in the middle of the night to find her standing over you with a pillow in her hand
You’re scared to eat or drink anything she fixes for you
If she says: “Before I was saved….I would cut a nigga”
If you break up and she still shows up at your family’s Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners....uninvited
If she knows the Ku-ma-tay
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If you think you may be involved with a female with any of these signs......
RUN BEESH RUN
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