Eastern Motors

Here in the DC area we have a car dealership called Eastern Motors and they have their own set of commercials. It's crazy because it's like a DC trademark. You know you are in the DMV when you hear or see an Easterns commercial. Take a look.









Okay that last one takes the cake lol! But there are a plethora others on youtube. Now lets all sing together kids:

At Eastern Motors
Your jobs your credit
At Eastern Motors
Your jobs yor credit
400 chevy beamers and mini vans
Over 600 cars trucks suvs are you listening man
Let Eastern Motors
Put you in a car today
At Eastern Motors
Finance it all the way

They fail to tell you their 400% interest rates though.

Jury Duty

Today I had to perform my “civic duty” and go to Jury Duty. I was so pissed last night when I had to call that 1-800 number to see if I had to report and they called my number. The last time I had to actually go to the court house to serve was when I was 21 and I’m 28 now! Then they want you there at 7:30 and make you sit for almost 2 hours before they start calling people for a panel to go to the actual court room for jury selection. And of course my name gets called for a civil case. So as we’re sitting in the courtroom I’m keeping a serious mean mug on my face so they attorney’s would be like “we’re not picking her, she look mean and like she’ll vote guilty no matter what”. Well it seemed to work because I didn’t get pick, hallelu-jer! But they did pick a lady who said tomorrow was supposed to be her first day at her new job and another lady who said her husband was the only one working and she had to stay home and take care of her two year old. That was foul. And the case was gonna be three to four days! Aww well Jury Duty can now, like the Senate Insurance commercials, Kiss My Bumper…Just Kiss It ahhhhahahahaha! For the next three years at least.

Neat Photos

Barack The Vote

They say a picture's worth a thousand words....



Well this one's worth a kazillion!!!

Priceless

This commercial is hillarious!

DMC

DMC, Disney Movie Club for those of you who aren’t familiar, really think they slick. They entice you in with their get 500 dvd’s for only 10.99 deal but then make you sign an agreement that you have to purchase four more movies at their movie club price, which is about 30 bucks, to fulfill their agreement/contract. Well it wouldn’t be a bad deal but once you join all the movies they have are crap! I mean they didn’t even have the Lion King. How you not gonna have Simba and Mufasa? Was the Lion King not the biggest Disney movie EVER!?! Then they don’t remind you over the course of the two years that you still have x number of dvd’s to purchase to fulfill the agreement.

So yesterday I received a letter in the mail thanking me for joining their “club” BUT I hadn’t bought the four movies that I promised when I joined. That’s a lie cause I know I at least bought two over the past two years, *sidenote- I will be disputing this matter*. And they had the nerve to enclose an order form and DEMAND that I choose four titles right then and there WITH the payments enclosed! DMC PLEASE! Yall will get my choices and money when I’m good and ready to give it to you and I DARE yall to say otherwise! Now I understand why they been sending me movies that I know I have declined in the Director’s Selection. These bastids better not mess up my credit on the back of this either.

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids can be brutally honest sometimes. I have a pimple on my face, we all get them no big deal.....until my daughter comes up to me and says "Ewww you have a bump on your face"

*sigh*