Riddle Me This.......

Is Paula Abdul on drugs? As I sit in front of the tv watching her week after week critiquing the AI performances I'm beginning to think this chick is really using drugs! Seriously I'm beginning to think she's sharing the same pipe as Whitney. It's becoming hard to watch. Everytime she talks it's literally like nails screeching on a blackboard. Your waiting for her to get through her critique hoping she will finally make sense but once she's dine your like WTF?!? Her critiques usually go something like this:

I think you did a.................good job your vocals................were kinda *says something inaudible*...............you could have taken more risks...............but ultimately *says something inaudible*...........you did a good job.

Then Simon gives her a his classic WTF look.

What happened to Opposites Attracts Paula or Forever Your Girl Paula or Straight Up Paula??? Please.......someone find her!




BTW the top 36 with the exception of a couple of guys suck!

He Kicked Him in the penis

Kids say the darndest thing.

One Thing I Can't stand

Is a man wearing skinny jeans. When exactly did this phenomenon start? And who the hellz thought this was a good fashion statement for men ? But I guess the bigger question is: Why would a man want to wear skinny jeans? It’s not cute. As a matter of fact it looks extremely geigh! I question every mans sexuality that I see wearing them(except Kanye, he gets a pass).



Shouldn’t that ^ be a health hazard? I mean aren’t men concerned about these jeans possibly causing them not to have kids one day from the lack of circulation in their nether region? So men lets just leave this one for the women to rock. STOP IT!

That is all.

Him or Shim?

I admit I do love the Power Puff Girls. My favorite character is Mojo Jojo. He's just so hilarious with his turban, cape and white boots. And doesn't he bare a similar resemblance to 50 Cent?

But one character that has always puzzled me is the character simply named HIM.



WTF is it? Seriously what the hell is it? Man, Woman, Tranny?? I was kind of shocked that they would put a character that obviously resembled a transvestite on a children's cartoon. But hey, I'm convinced SpongeBob got a little sugar in his tank so.....

Seriously, When will it end?

So looks like someone else wants Sasha Fierce to star in their movie. First she expressed interest in being Wonder Woman. I can just imagine Lynda Carter somewhere like what the hell?! Then someone wanted to cast her as Ginger in the Gilliagn's Island remake. Then there were talks of her playing Eartha Kitt in a movie about her life *blank stare*. Now some fool wants her to play Angela Davis in an upcoming biopic. WTF?

I swear Sasha is going to get that Oscar or die trying! I'm really trying to wrap my brain around how she keeps getting these movie offers. Have they forgotten The Austin Powers debacle or The Fighting Temptations disaster?!? And let's not forget the upcoming Obsessed where she even makes a movie with fine talented Idris Elba look like it needs to go straight to BET Blackbuster movie of the week. Simply....this chick can't act worth a damn!

And let's not forget this rousing performance.



Yeah........it hasn't gotten any better.

So stop it Hollywood with continuing to feed into her dream deferred of being an actress!

And stop it Sasha trying to convince us you have talent!

And Diva is NOT the female version of a Hustla!!!

That is all.

Ummm Erykah........

Now Ms Badu is my girl, love ALL her music. But this mess gotta stop! As if Seven and Puma weren't bad enough she named her new born girl Mars. WTF indeed!

Barack would not be pleased.

A Crazy Beesh Moment

Crazy B*tch: “A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job then calls you the next day wanting to reconcile.”

Some sure signs that you may be involved with a crazy beesh:

She goes off on you for dumb reasons like leaving the door to the laundry room slightly ajar

Her family members always suggest you take her to “bible study” which is just a code word for therapy

Your friends outright tell you she’s a crazy beesh

Her ex tells you she's a crazy beesh

Her family members are scared of her

After an argument you wake up in the middle of the night to find her standing over you with a pillow in her hand

You’re scared to eat or drink anything she fixes for you

If she says: “Before I was saved….I would cut a nigga”

If you break up and she still shows up at your family’s Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners....uninvited

If she knows the Ku-ma-tay

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If you think you may be involved with a female with any of these signs......

RUN BEESH RUN