Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Bwahahahahaha.....

Deja Vu

Top 5 Reasons Why I Didn't Like Why Did I Get Married Too

Top 5 reasons why I didn’t like this movie:

5) My thoughts on marriage are as followed: “Don’t do it…Reconsider…Read some Litera-Ture on the subject…”
4) Tyler Perry is not a good actor nor director
3) Certain scenes were too long and drawn out, not funny when meant to be and just plain ol odd. Like the Drag Queen jumping out the cake....
2) Tasha Smith’s character was too dramatical(yes that is a word). I really enjoyed her in the first one but in this she was too over the top. It was really unnecessary.
1) Dwayne Johnson at the end was totally random. I mean I love me some “The Rock” but it was just strange him appearing in the last five minutes.

BUT I will admit Janet did a hell of a job.



Whoo child!

Hello

I Ain't Saying Nothing

Cause the picture says it all.

O...M....G

May 2nd Snitches!!!!

That's So Raven

What yall know about the Boyz In Motion?!



We are the Boyz In Motion we give you our devotion...

Check out Columbus' booty pop at the 4:44 mark lmao.

Can I Get A Middle Seat

Wanda spoofed E. Badu's Window Seat on her show this past Saturday.



Wanda has no sense LMAO!

It's Almost Here

June 30, 2010

I'll admit Twilight was just aight, but New Moon really got me. So now I can't wait for Eclipse.

Or maybe I just want to see more of this...




Don't Judge Me.

Get Munny

I am absolutely LOVING Ms Badu's New Amerykah Part 2 Return of the Ankh. And one of my fave songs, besides Window Seat, has to be this song right chea.



Hillarious!

Where have all the R&B Groups Gone?

I sometimes weep for the younger generation(under 21) as far as their music choices nowadays. Yes there are a few singers/rappers making good music that the younger crowd can relate to but where are the GOOD R&B Groups? I'm a 80's baby that grew up in the 90's where we had REAL groups like 112, Dru Hill, The Original Destiny's Child, Immature, SWV, Escape, the list goes on. You ask anyone under the age of 21 who Soul For Real is they will give you the WTF face!



*side-note-This ^^^ was the sh*t!

Who do they have now?..............Yeah no one. This makes me sad. Are R&B Groups really dead and gone(no JT)?!? I heard Dru Hill is releasing a new album titled Indrupendence Day dropping soon. Can they bring back the classic R&B Group??



Ummm maybe not. *sigh* then *weeps*

Deep Sh*t

Only Ms Badu. Love it!

Remember Me?

I used to have a HUGE crush on Tevin Campbell back in the day lmao.





Saw a picture of him recently and all I could think was....Damn Homie!

YES WE DID.....AGAIN

After a year long struggle President Obama FINALLY got his Healthcare Reform Bill passed in a vote of 219-212! I'm telling you our president is STILL making history and I love it!!!! Full story here

Now to all the Republicans and the few Dems aka TRAITORS that voted against the Bill, this goes out to yalls hating arses!



8 years Bytchessssss!

Sorry....I get emotional when it comes to my president....

Throwback

This used to be my song!



Love the Remix too.

Run DC

So I've been contemplating starting a T-Shirt line and have been playing around with some designs in Illustrator. I've been looking at some designs online when I came across this...



Hilarious! Don't remember seeing this during the Inauguration, saw a billion other Obama shirts though, but I love it.

WOW

via awkwardfamilyphotos

Sorry but I would have refused to participate in this family photo LMAO!



Here's one from my personal stash.



I'm the youngest on the end pulling up my dress. Clearly I was not happy and wanted to play with my toys. It was Christmas morning for goodness sake!

Love Notes

Ever seen a car illegally parked, taking up two spots or parked too close next to yours and you wished the owner was there so you could rip them a new one? Well these people decided to leave nice little notes lol.

Handsome Men's Club

This.Is.Hilarrious.

Really DCPS

Apparently in some 3rd grade classroom in some school in DC some teacher found this on the floor of her class dropped by one of her students. I’m hoping that this is just a joke or one of the kids stole this from someone older and third graders are not writing this type of foolishness. Check out the list of “Different Types of Bitches”










#85 Uncreative Bitches *faints*

I guess it’s safe to assume they don’t like Bytches!

*Cues up Lionel’s Jesus is Love* Father help your children and don’t let them fall by the side of the road……

Let It Go

Loose off the Goose
Got him on the chase like Cranberry Juice...

Life In The Fab Lane

I really love this photo. One of the new promo pics for Kimora's new season of Life in the Fab Lane. Premieres March 21st on the Style Network.

B.O.B

I had never even heard of this guy until they recently started playing this song on the radio. This is my new jam of the moment! B.O.B Ft. Bruno Mars-Nothing On You. Cute video too.

It's Baaaaaack

Finally! Boondocks Season 3 is scheduled to air Sunday May 2nd at 11:30 on Adult Swim. YES!!! The re-runs have been tiding me over but I'm ready for the new season. But until then Adult Swim has teamed up with T-Pain for a new show called Freaknik the Musical. I watched it Sunday night and spent most of the time trying to figure out which rapper was the voice of the characters since it seems like EVERY relevant rapper is doing a voice in this. The show had it's funny moments, especially the "Boule" made up of Oprah, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Bill Cosby and Russell Simmons. And of course there was the signature T-Pain Auto-Tune overload. Check out the clip below.




"Stimulatate they minds and baby chutes"

*faints*

We Living Like We Bulletproof

DC's own Raheem Devaughn.

More of My Art

It's upside down on purpose lol. That's the way we had to draw it in class.


Posted this one before. Color version.


Black and White version.

I Know I'm Late But

I just heard this song and I love it.

J. Cole - Losing My Balance

Does this Chick Ever Age

I mean seriously! I hope to look this flawless at the age of 51.



One of my fave Sade songs.

An Apple a Day

We all hate them but we must have them. The dreaded yearly physical. I usually don’t have a problem scheduling my yearly physicals, I always like to make sure everything in my body is a-okay. So last week when my mom mentioned she would be making her appointment I decided to go ahead and get this task taken care of for the year. Now with my HMO usually when you schedule appointments like these you have to wait a month or more to actually get seen by a doctor. But just my luck they had an opening for the next week.

Let’s fast forward to the day of my appointment. I know what to expect, a review of my blood work, listening to the heart beat, checking of the eyes and ears and that weird instrument they hit your knees with to check your reflexes. The other “woman stuff” will take place in a separate exam at a separate time. So the nurse tells me to undress and put on the paper gown, which I do, and as I undress I just so happen to notice how my legs hadn’t been shaven in a few days and they were, uhh, slightly ashy. Now ladies you know how when you’re single and not mingling you don’t shave your legs everyday, especially in the winter. And yes I do moisturize BUT it IS cold and in the winter I don’t care how much lotion you use you are bound to get ashy again throughout the course of the day.

But anyway back to the exam. After noticing those two things I quickly brushed off any embarrassment and sat on the exam chair thing and waited for my doctor. I knew it would be a male doctor but every male doctor I’d had in the past had been old so no biggie. He definitely wouldn’t be concerned over the current state of my legs. But then it happens. The door opens and it’s not the old doctor I had come to know and love. He was young! Couldn’t have been any older than me. And he had this cute/nerdy thing going on!! The only word to describe my feeling was MOR-TI-FIED. Not because this young doctor would see me partially naked, well maybe that was part of it, but the MAIN reason was because…..YES…….I hadn’t shaved and my legs were ashy. I mean if I had known that they had upgraded their male docs I could have least worn a cuter pair of panties! So what did I do? Sat there and answered his million questions and let him examine me.

And when it was over and he told me I could get dressed again I was so relieved. Until he said he would once again be back after I was dressed. Yes doctor, embarrass me further! So after he finally gives me my printouts I leave with my head held high trying to play it off like everything was fine. And as soon as I get home what do I do? Shave.

So what’s the moral of this story kids: No hair get some Nair? Don’t get pricked shave with a Bic?? Or always expect the unexpected cause evidently HMO doctors are like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Welcome to DC

I love living in the DC Metro area! Having been born and raised here in DC aka DMV(DC Maryland and Virginia) there are many things that go along with being from this area. Like how we replace our "ar" with "ur" and say curry instaed of carry or murry instead and marry urrea instead of area and Murrland instead of Maryland. The delicacy that we call Mambo Sauce that you get from the Chinese "Curryout" with wings and fried rice. And how you MUST be a Redskins fan or you are therefore deemed a traitor to the city! But also what makes DC special is our own special style of music, music know as go-go. Most people have heard it sampled in many main stream songs but it all started here. So with all that said here is one of my favorite go-go songs by the group UCB who plays for another go-go artist from DC by the name of Wale.

French Vogue

Model Rose Cordero covers an issue of French Vogue and I have to say this is a beautiful picture.

Also Italian Vogue has decided to launch a website dedicated to black women in fashion called Vogue Black where Grace Jones is featured. Check it out here

Madame Tussauds

I've lived in the DC area all my life but yet do I get to experience the many great things in the city. So recently I got to visit Madame Tussauds exhibit in DC. Here are some pics. The wax figures were so life-like it was kind of creepy.












DC's Mayor for Life! lmao

Classic

One of THE funniest episodes of Fresh Prince!

Reason 32189745372 Why I Will Never Eat Quiznos

*vomits*

That is all.

Smell Like A Man

I'm on a horse.

Bwahahahahaha

New Erykah Badu

More new music from Ms Badu. She's been leaking her new stuff lately.




Love the song. Can't wait for the cd to drop!

Throwback

Snowstradamus 2010

I have never in my life seen this much snow in the DC Metropolitan area. Mother Nature is definitely not pleased with us!

This was last night





Then I wake up to this







And it keeps getting worse



Uhhh yeah. Not to mention my dad is Miami until Tuesday so I will have to shovel this myself. Sooo since I'm trapped in the house my daughter and I have been driving each other crazy, watching plenty of TV, Blogging, writing and drawing.




Stuff you do when you're bored. Someone save me!!!

Super Bowl XLIV

OR

Personally I'm going with the Colts since they are my second team behind the Redskins. Speaking of, watch out for my Skins next season. We will have our sh*t together. Mark.My.Words.

First Couple

My friend Jada sent me this email of what First Couples look like going into the White House and what they look like going out.





This is so wrong yet hilarious......SUUCKAAA!