Nondrivingasstosis

There is a new epidemic sweeping the DMV and it’s called Nondrivingasstosis.

What exactly is this you ask?

Simply, when a person can’t drive worth a damn.

Is Nondrivingasstosis contagious?

No, but it usually develops in some people between the ages of 60-70. It can affect people of any race but it's most commonly found in the elderly and people who were not born in the US.

What are the symptoms of Nondrivingasstosis?

Coming over in your lane without a signal or them checking to see if the lane is clear
Being in the wrong lane and holding you up because they’re trying to get over
Driving in two lanes instead of one
Driving 10 in a 35

How can Nondrivingasstosis be prevented?

Well a start would be making the drivers test a little more difficult. Driving around the block or the parking lot of the DMV does not necessarily verify that a person can actually drive. Put them out on 495!
After you reach a certain age a driving test should be mandatory when renewing your license.
If you are driving with a person experiencing Nondrivigasstosis, just be like Jesus and take the wheel.


I myself almost became a victim yesterday about eight times. That's why I felt it was necessary to shed some light on this epidemic so that you too do not become a victim.