COP

I’m convinced that my agency has adopted a Crazy Outreach Program. I’ve noticed an influx of crazy and deranged looking people walking around my job. In the elevators…the snackbar…my own office. I’m told that background checks are done here but I KNOW there are some criminals or past offenders among me! Earlier I was on the elevator with a woman who was talking to herself, I mean having a SERIOUS conversation, and I’m giving her the “side-eye” cause if she makes ONE false move I’ma hafta take her down! The government is def an Equal Opportunity Employer. They’ll hire anyone! Got a crazy relative that can’t get a job just send them over to USA Jobs.Gov and tell em to apply.